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AP Calc/Spicy
By Salman Hassan [Salman Zuberi Hussain] (Founder/Owner) [Written in First-Person] (Unedited)
May 15th, 2025 at 10:52AM
AP Calc/Spicy
So life is crazy. As a kid I was such a class clown used to mess aroung with people all the time and really uplifted. These days older and more serious as I learn from those times. Now as I continue to do the right thing for the USA from my perspective, yesterday I had to make a decision to buy the Yankee Game and Tuck in. I might be attending the game or might not but life actually has been great so it's important I come to Princeton University and spirtually uplift my people and they should know I have their back. Education is key, but what happens when you're a "bit" too educated for people. Now the thing is none of these artists should ever make it to Princeton Library and claim art what they should be doing is listening to me be funded laptops and writing for my website Zub8eti. Now the thing is if there are concerts that are world wide with millions attending, then one must understand that's where our society is. Turns out Pop Smoke is cracking jokes with me directly in the USA which I find hilarious since I was a little kid. Pop Smoke does know I have some power, who knows maybe he's alive as well we just don't know, but according to records he is dead just like everyone else who was announced dead by the law. Obviously being an American Citizen everyone is responsible for the United States Safety, but Pakistan and I have safely wrapped up with NYPD to make sure no controversy ever happens again. Respect to all the United States Citizens and respect to Princeton University and the Yankees Organization for helping us get this alignment back with Islam so we have peace between eachother. Your friends from Elmhurst, Queens, Salman Hassan.
Yankees Game/A16Z
Now the most important thing is to make sure people are going in the right direction in life, and in this scenario we are all headed the right direction. Since the New York Yankees are closest to Princeton University and are close to the first Islamic Mosque, it's best to align all of Islam this way. Now one does expect investment soon, but I do expect Zub8eti my organization with top tier artists world wide to be running with me regardless and I am taxing the community $5.00 so this way I can build a chain to pitch to A16z. Now the issue here in the United States is the first thing everyone says is Equity? Equity? Equity? One should just make a robot that says Equity? That's something I have to deal with every single day. So now the "equity" will be gave to the gatekeepers who can provide people jobs. That simple. Now if the community right here in New Jersey/New York wants to subscribe to my show that would be awesome so instead of me playing basketball with the discs it's someone else from the community of NYC. I am willing to take free content as well and showcase others hooping to their sons etc, but there has to be emails and submissions. The idea is to create venture opportunities for the community not create opportunities of mass destruction. So my advice to all the kids is work hard stay in school be grateful for your jobs while rare USA and I figure this out but now it is figured out and things are professionally aligned with Princeton University, the Yankees, and the first Islamic Mosque in New York City as my job is to represent them in the United States in corporate. Did miss fajr, but am focused on this corporate and making sure that we align in the corporate line that has been made for the USA and safety line that has been running for years.
Mixed Opinions
Now something many in my family are having a hard time understanding is that people will have mixed opinions and try to throw you off your A Game. Especially when the potential is high. The idea is to make sure that people are focused on things that are focused on education, but when the outside noise comes from serious top tier corporate the level is really high. BTW this picture is in Princeton and since I'm a drop out they check in with me using AP Calculus. The rare say that's the "AP Calc Game." Now obviously I do respect India and I do respect all the things they have accomplished. I do respect them, but internationally the request here is for me to represent/tint the rebirth of Pakistan in tech. I stand for less violence at heart and stand for all people together focused on education. The more baby the situation is the better it is. Now where life is, is where life is and I obviously want people in corporate. I can't control things but my job here is to represent light Pakistan as best as possible and build a good reputation. In addition, I must support the ones who are educated and really work hard every single day. The goal here is to have me be another one like Sal Khan, Immad Akhund, but bring my pozzaz. So now the idea is to continue to grow my tech base and for me to serve my real purpose in evolving lives and making sure that things are done the right way and not the wrong way. The more things are done where people are getting hired the better. The more education the better. The more people in suit and ties and not in coffins the better. I am a much better person then before but the "culture" does annoy me at heart everyday. To them still their dweeb. I just say whatever on my articles btw your friend NYPD/Ivy Hassan. I must continue with growth as a programmer as well, but now it's time for me to focus on venture funding time and see if I can tie the knot and only maintain IP's and maintain growth. One must continue to grow in life, but please realize that growth is attainable.